the first of many

our ragtagieness is unparalleled. god is not omnipotent, because he created a group of misfits so ragtag that he himself could not lift them. we're so ragtag that our code frequently uses divide by zero. we're so ragtag that i can't even think of how ragtag we are. we're so rag tag that i just blatantly violated the precedent set in this vary document of how ragtag is spelled. we're so ragtag that i'm not even going to finish the next wor.